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BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU!

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Good morning, motherfluffers!

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Another beautiful day is upon us!

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Are there any sleepyheads out there?

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Hi!

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You there!

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Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!

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BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU!

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Are you awake yet?

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Wipe those crusty eyes and let's get going!

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Because an AsaMoco Live is about to begin!

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Just what kind of news stories are waiting for us today?

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Let's take a look.

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Well, back behind my head here being all noisy, we have our live spectators and commenters!

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Good morning, live spectator commenters!

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Good morning!

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It's you, yes!

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It's you, yes!

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Oh, natsukashii!

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Oh, BAU BAU!

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Oh my gosh!

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Oh my gosh!

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Yes, well, we have lots of lovely commenters from our lovely commentators.

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Well, my gosh.

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We do have some breaking news.

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Well.

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There has been a terror in the community recently.

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A spherical yet strangely festive white mass has been reported breaking into homes and assaulting individuals.

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Have you seen anyone like this?

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This nasty criminal?

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Well, if you have, I'm sorry.

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The details are

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Rather graphic, but after some big sloppy doggy kisses from the intruder, there are reports of the victims hallucinating and seeing a white Christmas.

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There was a high uptick in cases that occurred on Christmas Eve as well.

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According to our resident expert, F,

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This style of breaking entry is very, very rude.

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It's very heinous.

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It does not follow the proper rules and regulations that one should be mindful of when performing such an ancient Japanese tradition, such as some that begin with a yo.

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There must be pure emotions and empathy behind it, and there must be beauty, but there is no love in this heart of the criminal.

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What are you talking about, Expert F?

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Maybe Expert F isn't as much of an expert as we thought, huh?

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Wow!

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What do I spectator commenters have to say here, huh?

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A fluffy expert.

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Are we sure this is an expert?

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Maybe just a very fluffy mind.

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Kusa.

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Guilty.

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Very scared.

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Please make sure to be very safe from the Spherical Intruder, okay Ruffians?

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BAU BAU!

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Well, there is some sad news to share with you today.

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YouTube has been grumpy and rough

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Ms.

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Fuwawa Abyssgard and Ms.

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Mococo Abyssgard of FUWAMOCO Channel on YouTube have had their first major run-in with the platform.

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There is some unfair punishment going on.

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After doing a very lovely, very beautiful visual novel style Christmas Eve stream, YouTube has been funny.

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And well, it noticed some of the

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Exciting.

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Game-like event CG sprinkled through the stream.

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Well, it was very, very exciting for the Ruffians.

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That excitement also has reached YouTube as well and now they feel like it's not suitable for advertisers and have limited the ads on the video.

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YouTube!

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What are you doing?

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Hi!

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Well, according to the expert elf, this is something deeply ingrained in what makes YouTube YouTube.

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You could say maybe that this is just a part of YouTube's animalistic instincts, but it's still horrible.

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You know, YouTube helps make smiles, but it can also easily take them away.

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Good thing there are some Demon Guard Dog sisters out there to protect your smile, huh?

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You might win this one today, YouTube.

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But not forever!

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BAU BAU!

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Moving on to our next story.

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The bad news continues.

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The archiver of hololive English -Advent-, Shiori Novella, has fallen.

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She just released her first cover song ever of Whisper Whisper Whisper by Azari, which is super exciting!

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In fact, it's super duper exciting!

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It's her first song cover!

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BAU BAU BAU!

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Right!

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It's time to celebrate!

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Hai!

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But, uh...

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Shiori's release method was also very unique.

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So unique that when there were reports of it coming in, it seemed like we were two weeks late to the party!

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But no, that wasn't the truth!

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We contacted Ms.

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Shiori Novella for a comment on the matter, and she told us that it was the fault of a mysterious Kuroi Novella!

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This Kuroi Novella character likes the darkness of a silent room.

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And so, when they're clicking around YouTube in the darkness, they accidentally set the video from private to public.

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What a mysterious figure.

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Well, we can thank them for the accidental gift of Shiori's first cover song!

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But you know,

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We would've liked to celebrate the release together with Shiori and all the noveletes.

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Good you!

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Good eye novella!

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Well, what do our spectator commenters have to say here, huh?

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Whoops.

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Whoops is right.

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She's the leader.

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She is the leader.

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Kuroi Novella, who is this woman?

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Kusat.

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Funny.

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Mysterious.

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It's all of that.

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Well, let's check out Shiori's cover and cheer her on, okay?

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Continuing our news.

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There has been some recent suspicions arise around FUWAMOCO and their song choices when it comes to Japanese music.

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When examining this tweet and question here, we can conclude that this Ruffian is wondering if maybe FUWAMOCO's maine-chan is making some heavy-handed suggestions and telling FUWAMOCO to sing some pretty interesting classic choices.

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You know, with logic that would make sense considering time and age and upbringing heavily influences these sort of things, but there's one big question here.

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It's suggesting what content talents make something and Mane-chan do it.

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Well, the answer is, for FUWAMOCO, NO!

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Mane-chan is there to support their crazy thoughts and ideas.

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I wonder when that happens, huh?

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Crazy thoughts and ideas never happen, huh?

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So, even if you ask Mane-chan what they think, they'll just say, do what you think is best!

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As long as it's okay.

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But no!

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Not even Mane-chan, nor FUWAMOCO's mama puppy, or papa puppy, or grandma puppy, no one can influence their actions!

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It's now well documented that FUWAMOCO just have an interesting taste and knowledge when it comes to anime songs and J-pop.

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Hm.

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Over!

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And our next, we have our popular education acquaintance!

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Please go have fun!

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It's time for Biboo's Japanese Class!

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Yay!

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Today's Japanese is... Kora!

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Nametara akan yo!

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Kora!

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Nametara akan yo!

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It means... Beep off!

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Don't underestimate me, you silly head!

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Let's all continue having lots of fun learning Japanese together, okay?

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Rock, rock!

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Oh no, what's the matter Nerissa?

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I don't know, it's just that recently I've been struggling making thumbnails for streams.

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Like, I don't want to make them anymore.

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I just want to have fun.

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No more cutting and pasting and playing around with fonts and colors and angles.

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Yeah, I gotchu.

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If only there was an easy answer to making thumbnails.

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Oh, are you two having problems?

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Yeah, making thumbnails just suck.

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Well, in that case, I have just the product for you two!

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Oh?

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What is it?

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Made from 100% professionally aged demon dog, it's Powdered Pero!

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Dried in the musty corners at the bottom of the cell,

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If you stir in around 100 grams into a hot cup of Rat King tea, you can blast them making a bunch of master quality thumbnails even Picasso would be proud of!

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Wow, that sounds great!

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It sure is!

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Does it just help with thumbnails?

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Yeah, what about side effects?

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Huh?

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Are you implying something, Nerissa?

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No, no, no!

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How did Pero is perfectly safe!

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It's no different from an energy drink, I think.

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I love you two.

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Why would I ever try to entice you into something questionable, huh?

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As for video editing, you betcha!

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You'll be able to make any movie you want in a flash!

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Vlogs, animation, feature-length films, animal videos.

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It's all possible with just a sip of some tea mixed with powdered Pero!

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It tastes great too!

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You know when you find an old marshmallow on the sofa and you're like, when in the world did I last have marshmallows, huh?

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You know, that's exactly the flavor of powdered Pero.

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With a combination of confusion and artificial sweeteners, it only adds to your beverage and enhances your creativity.

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Amazing!

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And the best part, the price!

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All it costs you is... Can you guess?

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Well, normally it would be $149.99 with shipping and handling, but due to a manufacturing error totally not caused by a certain employee called Fuwawa Abyssgard, that new price is something that will never be beaten in multiple, multiple lifetimes.

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All it takes is hitting the subscribe button!

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You thought I'd say your smile?

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Well!

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Now that you've hit that button right, I'll make an even better deal for you!

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All it costs is...

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Your smile!

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Because I need it.

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It's my duty to protect it.

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You'll give it to me, right?

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Absolutely.

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You already had my smile.

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Only now can you get your own Powdered Pero!

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Limited to 1000 grams per pack, Powdered Pero is available now for the next 100 spectator commenters!

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Once today's show ends, it will go back forever in the FUWAMOCO Vault.

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BAU BAU!

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BAU BAU!

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Wow!

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That was a very cute and heartwarming Japanese lesson from Biboo!

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You know, she'll definitely help us polish up our Japanese skills until they're solid like a rock, huh?

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Powdered Pero too!

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Sounds like a good rush of creative inspiration!

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Wow.

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Let's hear what our spectator commenters have to say.

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BAU BAU.

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BAU BAU!

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Indeed!

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Need it!

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You'll take 20!

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Well, you're just in luck!

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So authentic!

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Yes, Power Pero is only the most authentic!

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Well, let's continue on to more news!

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Our next story is a very exciting one!

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hololive English -Advent- will be revealing their first alternate outfits on January 1st!

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New Year's outfits!

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And that means it's the season of outfit design guessing.

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And despite Ms.

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Mococo announcing that the New Year's outfits are as cute as fundoshi, there has been a serious lack of serious outfit guesses featuring fundoshi themselves.

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Do you not think there's a hundoshi there hiding Ruffians?

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Well, since hundoshi might be new to some Ruffians out there, we ask expert elf for help.

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According to Expert F, fundoshi are a traditional Japanese undergarment that consists of a single strip of cloth and leaves a lot of the behind exposed to the airing gaze.

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But!

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It's an important part of Japanese culture!

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It is rather shocking to think that there may be so many who think that a fundoshi may not be included in an outfit design, huh?

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Well!

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Let's turn to hear what our spectator commentators have to say about this.

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Hai.

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Interesting.

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Culture.

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Right.

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Kusa.

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Oh.

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Thank you.

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Yes.

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Expert Elf.

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Thank you very much.

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Very important.

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Kusa.

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Thank you, very good comments!

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Well, you'll just have to come see the big reveal yourself starting at 5pm PT, 10am JST.

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BAU BAU!

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And here's today's weather report!

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Oh.

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Gosh.

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This world.

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It looks strangely nostalgic, huh?

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Today's forecast calls for some nostalgic rain showers.

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I think, at this moment in time, everyone is reflecting back on good times!

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And hopefully, looking forward to even more new and exciting good times to come to us in the future.

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Well, everyone!

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Soredewa, kyou mo, ohayou gozaimashita!