dirtyFix.html

<form style="display:none"><input onclick="history.go(0)" type="button" value="Refresh" id="refresh"/></form>

<?php
preg_match('/MSIE (.*?);/', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'], $matches);

if (count($matches)>1){
  //Then we're using IE
  $version = $matches[1];

  switch(true){
    case ($version<=8):
      //IE 8 or under!?>
      <script>
        (function () {
          console.log('why are you are using ie8!!!');
        })();
      </script>
      <?php
      //header( 'Location: INSERT URL HERE' ) ;
      break;

      case ($version==9):
      //IE9!?>
      <script>
       $(document).ready(function(){
        $('#cboxOverlay').click(function(){
          $('#refresh').trigger('click',function(){
          });
        });
        $('#cboxClose').click(function(){
          $('#refresh').trigger('click',function(){
          })
        });
       });
      </script>
      <?php
      break;

      default:
      //You get the idea
    }
  }
?>